Here is a run down of what is on my mind:
After a long day of yelling at kids from his front porch...
Cindy McCain: Father? Father? (nudges her husband)
John McCain: Zzzzzz (farts)
Cindy McCain: Oh, FATHER!
John McCain: Huh? What? Who?
Cindy McCain: Let's take your dentures out and get you a warm glass of milk, Father... it's time for your na-nights.
John McCain: Yes, mother...
FIN.
Seriously, McCain... hush now, baby go to sleep now...
After last night's HORRENDOUS loss against the Tampa Bay Rays, I visited one of my new favorite blogs to find out what the H-E-double hockey sticks HAPPENED out there!!
From Jacoby Ellsbury's Post Season Blog in a post BOLDLY entitled, "IT'S NOT OVER!!!!!!!!":
The season is not over yet. It's not over. We're still in this thing and we have a great opportunity. That's how we look at it. We're very positive. It's a must-win now but you have to stay relaxed. It's just exactly what we did last year. Stay relaxed and have confidence.
I believe you, Jacoby... I believe you. And if it doesn't happen... I will gladly drown my sorrows in a $3 bottle of Jack's Pumpkin Ale. Special Thanks to Chicago for being an enabling city for boozehounds like me.
Doot-Doot-DOOT!
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