Hey, GLADE LADY!!
Listen up, ya bitch!! What's your problem?? Why do you continue to make tireless efforts to mask the fact that you use Glade products when you... USE GLADE PRODUCTS??
Your friends don't seem to mind! In fact, they think it's HILARIOUS that you lie about having an aromatherapist or buying French candles and boutique aroma plug-ins. They do not CARE... they accept you for who you are!!
But, Glade lady... seriously, you've gone too far!! You lied about making fresh gingerbread men... and then you ATE a TALKING gingerbread man!! Not only are you a liar, ma'am... but you are HEARTLESS.
If that was the gingerbread man from Shrek, well... let's just say you wouldn't be making liar, liar Glade commercials anymore.
Wise up, ya bitch!!
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