Who let Dr. Dolittle in?

What is this... amateur hour?

I signed into hotmail this morning and saw the headline to an article/slideshow I was very keen to read/look at - The 10 Hottest Players in MLB, written by Jenna Winterberg of FoxSports.com

Here is the list:

Honorable Mention - Alex Rodriquez (New York Yankees)... oh, real cutesie. And a picture of his bum. Pfft. Whatever.

10 - Bronson Arroyo (Cincinnati Reds)... yes, this checks out.


Bro-yo's not a player... he just crushes a lot.

9 - Jose Reyes (New York Mets)

8 - Marco Scutaro (Toronto Blue Jays)

7 - Matt Kemp (Los Angeles Dodgers)

6 - Grady Sizemore (Cleveland Indians)... okay, okay... cute dimples.



5 - Robinson Cano (New York Yankees)

4 - David Wright (New York Mets)... ya, okay... you can be on this list.



3 - Ichiro Suzuki (Seattle Mariners)

2 - Barry Zito (San Francisco Giants)

1 - Jimmy Rollins (Philadelphia Phillies)... really? This guy??



I got to the end of the slide and wondered where the rest of the list was.
Is that all you got, Jenna Winterberg?? This is the best you can do?
Listen... I may not know much, I may not have a master's degree in sports journalism, I may be paying my rent with menial temporary administrative positions as of late, I may have recently been "let go" from a job because I didn't make a pot of joe with a smile on my face, but I do know about one thing... hot guys... and THIS guy is the Hottest Player in Major League Baseball:


BLAM.


BOOM.


KABLOWIE.

You're welcome.