The mystery of this note is that my lady friends and I found it in a clarinet case in the storage area of my apartment one night after killing 2 bottles of wine. We read the note out loud 4 times using our nerd with braces voice and then Jo serenaded us with her clarinet skills. We still don't know just *who* wrote the note!!
Maintenat, Je suis dans le class francais, so I thought I would put the first sentence in French. From right here (arrow symbol pointing down) till the end of this note I'm going to use my neatness handwriting, just for you.
We have wicked (wicked is underlined) talks on the phone, don't we?
Do you think Catherine and my's friendship will be killed because we arn't (sic) in any classes together? I'm nervous that it will. Do you think so?
I'll ask my Mom tonight about Saturday (or at least if she's in a good mood).
Call after 8 'cause I'll be be gone until then babysitting.
I don't think my parents are planning on paying me for babysitting last night. I'll change that!
20 min. left! Aaagh.
I like French but I can't wait for English.
Right now we're doing (unidentifiable word) Looking forward to French Alicia? Hope so.
(Over)
I have to go pee!
15 min. to go
Well call me
Locker 22. Just open it.
Love ya lots,-(unidentifiable name)
J's Bar - Off shoulder
B's Bat - Black velvet
Okay... let's break it down...
This is obviously a note from a young lady who *normally* has poor penmanship, constantly needs positive reinforcement, likes French class but looks forward to English class (despite poor spelling and grammatical skills), does not get paid for babysitting, has to pee and is friends with at least 2 Jewish kids who will soon become a man and a woman, respectively. I'm willing to guess she had a crush on "J" because she plans on wearing an off shoulder top to seduce him at his bar mitzvah. I cannot blame her, as Jewish men are typically good providers.
We still don't have her name or any clues to her whereabouts *now*.
This note was written to a young lady named Alicia who played the clarinet and also took French class. Alicia also enjoys having "wicked" talks on the phone.
Alicia's whereabouts are unknown, but we do know that she is no longer in possession of her clarinet, or this note.
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1 comment:
HAHAHAHA!!! Is this for REAL? I LOVE it!! I commend you on your ingenuity...I never in a million years would have figured out "J's bar" or "B's bat". Well done, Smalls. Well done.
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