What about... ?

[PICKS UP MICROPHONE]: What about that scene in The Patriot when we think Mel Gibson's Benjamin Martin is down and out from the Revolution? And then he surprises the Militia by showing up on horseback, suddenly the founding father of the United States Color Guard?
What about all the dust and smoke in that movie?
What about the names of all of his kids? Gabriel, William, Nathan, Thomas, Samuel, Susan and Margaret? How great are those names? Pretty great...
What about... how Mel Gibson sounds like his dentures are loose throughout the entire film?
And what about the end of that movie when they re-build his farmhouse for him? Was that the first Habitat for Humanity project? (Yes... yes it was)



What about it?
[DROPS MICROPHONE, WALKS AWAY]