What Things Are... vol. 1

RAWR DOG (n): A dog so adorable it illicits an involuntary verbal reaction from me.

It truly is INVOLUNTARY... I can be walking down the street and see a cute little pup and LITERALLY say, "rawr" to the owner's confusion, but the dog gets it... because "rawr" means "I love you" in dog.
I have a few friends that have caught wise to this trend... now you can too!
A Rawr Dog is truly subjective... my personal preference for rawr dogs tend to be labs or retrievers. Your rawr dog can be whatever you choose!
Next time you're walking down the street... try it. You see a dog... does the sight of it create a bubble of joy in your chest? And don't you wish you could express that joy with more than a smile? Then relax your throat and let yourself say it. Say it OUT LOUD... "rawr". If you're under the influence of alcohol or the whimsy of the day, you are certainly welcome to express "rawr" in a more creative fashion. Might I suggest:
"Raaaawwwwrrr"
"Raaaawww-eerrrr"
"Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!"
or the Uncle John special:
"Raaw-haaww-haawww-haaawwwr"

A visual aid to Rawr Dogs:

RIP, Fudge

This is Fudge aka Fudgie-woo. Fudge is the original Rawr Dog, aka the very first dog I said "rawr" to. She was a chocolate lab belonging to my aunt and she was amazing. Fudge passed on to the Dog Park in the Sky last July... she is missed.

This is FDR aka Franklin Dog Robbins, my brother's dog and the new face of Rawr Dogs, International. I have yet to meet FDR but when I do, I expect to shower him with rawrs... wouldn't you?

A few Rawr Approved Pups are as follows:



All the puppies from The Puppy Bowl... including the Puppy Bowl Ref! Heeyyyooo!!



Seriously, give me your job... and marry me... all at the same time.