What Things Are... vol. 2

THE ZACK MORRIS STANCE (n): A standing position wherein the person posing is leaning against a wall, locker or piece of furniture - one leg at a 45 degree angle resting on the surface behind them, one leg on the ground.

Variations include:

The Zack Morris Ordering a Pizza in Study Hall: utlizing your arms to talk on the phone.

The Zack Morris as a Busboy on his Cigarette Break: utilizing your arms to smoke a cigarette

The Zack Morris as a Bully: utilizing your arms to cross in front of your chest to appear tough

The Classic Zack Morris: utilizing your arms and hands to put your thumbs through your belt loops, OR placing your hands in your pockets in order to appear cool.

Example shown below of The Zack Morris as a Bully, modeled by me in front of some lockers that were on sale in Andersonville. I did not buy the lockers... I regret that now.